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    احمد 1986
    احمد 1986


    الجنس : ذكر الحمل عدد المساهمات : 33
    نقاط : 11265
    تاريخ الميلاد : 11/04/1986
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    مُساهمة  احمد 1986 الجمعة يوليو 17, 2009 11:35 pm

    lol! lol! lol!
    Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
    A: I don't know and I don't care!

    Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
    A: The coming of the lord.

    Q: What's the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun?
    A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole.

    Did you know that takes 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby-oil?

    Q: What's the best way to make a nun pregnant?
    A: Fuck her!

    Q: What were Christy McAuliffe's last words before the Challanger disaster?
    A: What does this button do?

    Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
    A: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes

    Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
    A: One, but you must slice him really thin.

    Q: Why doesn't jesus like to eat M&Ms?
    A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

    Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a trampoline?
    A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

    Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
    A: Laywer aren't an endangerd species.

    Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
    A: Cabbage patch kids.

    Q: What's red and wet and spread for miles?
    A1: Baby dropped through helicoper blades.
    A2: Baby tossed in a jet intake at 30'000 feet. (Really spread around)

    Q: What's the thing Jesus heard?
    A: Cross your legs, we've got only three nails.

    Q: What do you call big, ugly, hairy nun driving motorcycles?
    A: Hell's Angels of Mercy.

    Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?
    A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

    Q: What's one of the pros of marrying a mexican?
    A: Unlimited supply of natural gas.

    Q: How many paranoic people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Who want's to know?

    Q: Why don't epileptics order Cokes at McDonalds?
    A: They have the shakes instead.

    Q: What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand?
    A: You can't gargle sand.

    Q: How do you get 5 babies in a shoebox?
    A: With cuisinart.

    Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
    A: To see the expression on its face.

    Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
    A: Because they can.

    Q: Why are womens ass's and cunts so close together?
    A: So you can pich them up like a sixpack

    Q: have you seen Stevie Wonders new car?
    A: No, but neither has he.
    CRISTIANO_NOOR
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    العمل/الترفيه العمل/الترفيه : لاعب

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    مُساهمة  CRISTIANO_NOOR السبت يوليو 18, 2009 1:31 am

    tank you

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