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Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?
A: I don't know and I don't care!
Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
A: The coming of the lord.
Q: What's the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun?
A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole.
Did you know that takes 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby-oil?
Q: What's the best way to make a nun pregnant?
A: Fuck her!
Q: What were Christy McAuliffe's last words before the Challanger disaster?
A: What does this button do?
Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: One, but you must slice him really thin.
Q: Why doesn't jesus like to eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
A: Laywer aren't an endangerd species.
Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.
Q: What's red and wet and spread for miles?
A1: Baby dropped through helicoper blades.
A2: Baby tossed in a jet intake at 30'000 feet. (Really spread around)
Q: What's the thing Jesus heard?
A: Cross your legs, we've got only three nails.
Q: What do you call big, ugly, hairy nun driving motorcycles?
A: Hell's Angels of Mercy.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What's one of the pros of marrying a mexican?
A: Unlimited supply of natural gas.
Q: How many paranoic people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Who want's to know?
Q: Why don't epileptics order Cokes at McDonalds?
A: They have the shakes instead.
Q: What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand?
A: You can't gargle sand.
Q: How do you get 5 babies in a shoebox?
A: With cuisinart.
Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: To see the expression on its face.
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: Why are womens ass's and cunts so close together?
A: So you can pich them up like a sixpack
Q: have you seen Stevie Wonders new car?
A: No, but neither has he.
A: I don't know and I don't care!
Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
A: The coming of the lord.
Q: What's the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun?
A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole.
Did you know that takes 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby-oil?
Q: What's the best way to make a nun pregnant?
A: Fuck her!
Q: What were Christy McAuliffe's last words before the Challanger disaster?
A: What does this button do?
Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: One, but you must slice him really thin.
Q: Why doesn't jesus like to eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a vulture?
A: Laywer aren't an endangerd species.
Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.
Q: What's red and wet and spread for miles?
A1: Baby dropped through helicoper blades.
A2: Baby tossed in a jet intake at 30'000 feet. (Really spread around)
Q: What's the thing Jesus heard?
A: Cross your legs, we've got only three nails.
Q: What do you call big, ugly, hairy nun driving motorcycles?
A: Hell's Angels of Mercy.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What's one of the pros of marrying a mexican?
A: Unlimited supply of natural gas.
Q: How many paranoic people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Who want's to know?
Q: Why don't epileptics order Cokes at McDonalds?
A: They have the shakes instead.
Q: What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand?
A: You can't gargle sand.
Q: How do you get 5 babies in a shoebox?
A: With cuisinart.
Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: To see the expression on its face.
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: Why are womens ass's and cunts so close together?
A: So you can pich them up like a sixpack
Q: have you seen Stevie Wonders new car?
A: No, but neither has he.
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